Spork

A spoon and a fork. Makes for a fun weapon

Ow... The spork hit my eye...

by Andro February 9, 2004

Spork

An awesome assassin game played with a large group of people over an extended period of time. every player receives a spork and a target...the point is to catch your target when they don't have their spork in their hand and stab them with yours, therefore eliminating them. if you charge people to play, the remaining players split the money in the pot when the game is over.

"Did you hear? Sarah broke into Danny's house last night and sporked him while he was asleep...he's so mad!"

by GasMaskRequired April 25, 2010

sporking

Having sex while in the spooning position. Similar to doggy style, but less upright. For lazy people, or those who really really really love to spoon.

I was too lazy last night to get up and start screwing her; instead, we decided on sporking.

by Giant Peach December 28, 2005

sporking

The combined activites of spooning and porking.

We just laid in the bed all day sporking.

by Pieboyee December 14, 2010

spork

(1) To kill in the most inhumane way
(2) Only the best thing ever created this side of heaven

(1) Some night around now, I'm going to spork Jacob.
(2) Don't break my spork, I haven't eaten with it yet!

by Valerie Adams November 6, 2003

Sporking

(v) it's like spooning with a little poky parts.

Spooning leads to sporking :)

by Wookie2007 December 19, 2010

spork

When a girl wants to spoon but a guy wants to do more and pokes her with his member, much like that of a spoon with a pointy end.

David was spooning with his girl and became bored. He decided to spork her to see if she would be up for relations.

by bedubya February 20, 2011