Alaskan Pacifier

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones mouth.

Bro, I gave her the best Alaskan Pacifier of the lifetime.

by Azsca June 21, 2022

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Dirty pacifier

While doing a woman from behind, stick your finger in her ass, and make her suck your finger clean.

I gave Sally a dirty pacifier last night!!

by McLovn April 16, 2021

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Ninja-Pacifiers

Ninja-Pacifiers are the best thing for your baby's to be sucking on

Ninja-Pacifiers I want your baby's sucking on me.

by Bristol730 May 5, 2022

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the brown pacifier

The act of sticking your thumb in someones ass then making them suck your thumb.

I gave my girl the brown pacifier last night.

by relgeL sivarT May 11, 2016

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Describing someone who is too young and feeble to be of any use to society, and instead is a burden. Can also describe the sellout children who are undercover cops who try to nail stores for selling cigarettes to them. Implies that the person in question is so young and infantile that they aren't even old enough to buy a pacifier to suck on.

Yooou watch Yu-gi-oh?! You probably get carded for buying a pacifier!

The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.

Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008

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Suck my dick like a pacifier

An insult used mainly against friends and day one's when they say something that is factually incorrect and stupid. A catch phrase used mainly amongst high schoolers as a friendly way to say "shut up".

Connor shut up and suck my dick like a pacifier. Joe Johnson is the greatest basketball player of all time

by ScaryHours January 24, 2018

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