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Gay Mortar Shells

Gay jokes, memes, and/or gifs that are dropped like bombs in group chat.
Dude it looks like the moon in the group chat from all the gay mortar shells
by LLJFondle February 11, 2019
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mortar hot

damn look at the mortar hot girl. you need to call 911.
by chico78225 January 15, 2011
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mortar strike

by myguymclovin December 17, 2018
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Mortar

A fucking no skill card used by fucking pansies attempting to climb out of their mothers’ basement in an attempt to do anything with their useless fucking lives and existence
“You really use mortar? Are you sure you’ve had sex before?”
by yunyunkunkun June 16, 2021
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mortar and pistol

What former-Prez Ray-gun used in his various attempts to "crush" opposition to his foreign policies that were pro-big-biz at the tragic cost to the local inhabitants of said oppressed/conquered areas.
It's fortunate that the Iranian hostage-crisis was settled before "Prune-Face Ronnie" was elected, or the tense-but-stable situation might have gotten far worse if said senile loud-helicopter-utilizer had started using his "mortar and pistol" policies to try to get said captured Americans freed.
by QuacksO February 4, 2022
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Brick and Mortar Church Mentality

The idea that church only happens in a building.
Just because you stand in a garage doesn’t make you a car like going to church doesn’t make you a Christian. People act like God ain’t outside the church building. They have that brick and mortar church mentality.
by Malika Davis August 24, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 220: The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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