minivan challenge

Where a man with no hand ( nub) shoves it up a woman's pussy as a challenge.

I just got nominated to the minivan challenge.

by Waffle_stomper_42 January 28, 2017

North Carolina Minivan

Any pickup truck that has a bed cap, topper, or cover is basically a minivan. Term was coined in Jacksonville, NC in 2014

"Bob had a nice F-150 but turned it into a North Carolina Minivan with that cap, I bet he sits to pee also"

by rooster_69 March 12, 2024

Margarita-Minivan

A game where one person tries to direct conversation in the direction of issues related to margaritas, and that person's opponent tries to direct conversation in the direction of minivans. A player's offensive turn ends when the person allows himself or herself to be dragged into the other person's topic. The person whose offensive turn lasts longest wins. Optional: third parties can try to "mess with" the opponents by trying to trick them into talking about the opponent's topic. (This is called a "Third Party Psychout" or "Curveball.")

"Bro/Sis, you just said minivans are stupid! You lose this game we are playing, which is called Margarita-Minivan."

by trufrend June 9, 2018

Drop Top Minivan

A minivan without a roof, also ski mask the slump god's favourite kind of car

Ski Mask The Slump God: Pull up drop top minivan, what the fuck?

by n1qq4s May 7, 2017

Minivan Complex

A seemingly uncontrollable urge to prevent minivans from overtaking another vehicle due to the amount of shame and embarrassment it would bring.

"I was driving to work today and a van had the audacity to drive faster than me! Can you believe that? I'm not gonna let some stupid soccer-mom minivan overtake me!"
"Dude, it sounds like you have a minivan complex."

"I was trying to get ahead of this slower-moving car but for some reason every time I tried he would speed up and cut me off!"
"Sounds like he had a pretty big minivan complex."

by NedFer May 25, 2023

wyoming minivan

A six-door F350 pickup truck custom made to for your 7 kids.

“Look at that monstrosity of a truck - it’s a Wyoming Minivan!”

by TheAudiChick April 6, 2019

Manhattan minivan

Two in the front 5 in the back

She was do easy I was able to do a manhattan minivan on her

by Beans1998 December 13, 2024