Those little chunks of white deodorant that's on the floor and in the lockers of a locker room. Often times they resemble lines of cocaine when they're smeared or smudged.
"Dude what is this white shit in my locker?"
"That's probably locker room crack."
"Crack? Really?"
"No it's deodorant, but it sure does look like crack."
"That's probably locker room crack."
"Crack? Really?"
"No it's deodorant, but it sure does look like crack."
by JuanManClaus June 1, 2019
Get the locker room crack mug.It’s when taking a “dry scoop” of pre-workout to the face before hitting a pump. Someone, usually of the preferred sex but if it’s with ur boys that’s cool, puts the “chaser” into their mouth to then spits it into yours to help wash down the powder.
Kyle: “Yo, I just ran a “Locker-Room Baby-Bird” with Ashly and I’m bouta hit a bench PR‼️“
Bradly: “Hell yeah boy, can you help me with mine real quick? “*passes gatorade* “Cuz we’re boys, right?”
Bradly: “Hell yeah boy, can you help me with mine real quick? “*passes gatorade* “Cuz we’re boys, right?”
by anonymous May 21, 2021
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History Remembered: Trump and the Locker Room Ladies
In an infamous Access Hollywood hot mic moment, Trump expressed his amazement and dismay with the type of women that will allow famous men to fondle them just because they're famous. This criticism did not sit well with what we'll call "the locker room ladies" who in protest chose to strap on pink ski hats intended to resemble female anatomy so as to say we'll use our female anatomy however we want thank you very much and how dare you even comment on our behavior. To show just how serious they were, they then proceeded to vote for history's most famous fondler in the 2020 election. This has been history remembered.
In an infamous Access Hollywood hot mic moment, Trump expressed his amazement and dismay with the type of women that will allow famous men to fondle them just because they're famous. This criticism did not sit well with what we'll call "the locker room ladies" who in protest chose to strap on pink ski hats intended to resemble female anatomy so as to say we'll use our female anatomy however we want thank you very much and how dare you even comment on our behavior. To show just how serious they were, they then proceeded to vote for history's most famous fondler in the 2020 election. This has been history remembered.
by Objective-Reason Daddy October 24, 2023
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