Left hand joystick

A left hand joystick refers to masturbation in which a person who is right-handed uses his/her left hand to masturbate because they are surfing the internet for pornography using the mouse and typing up searches with their right hand. Since the majority of people are right-handed, people will have better motor skills using their right hand to type, whereas all one would need to do with the left hand would be to move it up and down (Or rub if the person is a female).

Brad is so addicted to computers, his pretty much has a left hand joystick.

by Ovamp July 13, 2009

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jamming your joystick

Masturbating.

I went inside only to find you jamming your joystick on the couch.

by artbee September 25, 2010

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roblox walk joystick

a gift from god

crackhead: yo i love the roblox walk joystick
me: ok

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jolly joystick

something that farah wants but can’t obtain.

give me the jolly joystick now (moan sounds in background)

by milkmantheog July 15, 2021

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Greasy Joystick

When you shove chicken fingers up your ass

Connor: Shut the fuck up or I’ll give you a greasy joystick

Ryan: I’m sorry man chill

by anonymous June 8, 2021

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atari joystick

Preferably used to nickname a Causcasian's small penis.

Girl1:oh, he's cute.
Girl2: you think he's cute. Just wait until you see his Atari joystick. It's adorable. Haha
Girl1: did you feel it, at least?
Girl2: lol no

by Tonydude69 November 5, 2015

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