Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.

Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.

by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015

Geriatric Hoe

A guy generally named Matt who originates from California and dates a Jersey Girl who lives in either Austin or Sarasota

Wow, how did that Geriatric Hoe get so lucky to date that Holly ?

by Championuu June 04, 2022

geriatric

Used to describe a dog that is attracted to other dogs of the same sex

look at that geriatric dog fucking another dog

by geriatric fucktard November 22, 2023

geriatric

gay dog

lock at that geriatric dog fucking another dude dog

by geriatric fucktard November 22, 2023

Geriatric

Scotties old hag

Scottie’s grandma/girlfriend (geriatric) needs to go to a home

by Bobbylovescoke September 01, 2020

Geriatric fuck

Chance Burns is a peice of fucking shit that loves his tonsils beat up

That idiot is a geriatric fuck

by Dweef March 17, 2020