fix the deck

After your wife has a few margaritas, you perform any sexual act she wants

I'm going to need you to fix the deck tonight

by Tman653 May 7, 2018

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On the Deck

You've fallen to the deck because something is so funny.

Hysterical laughter and/or reaction to a massive shock

(Similar to "PMSL" or "ROFL")

Hahahahah i am ON THE DECK!!!

"Omg what are you wearing!! I'm on the deck!"

by onthedeck1032 December 19, 2018

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Staining the deck

The sweat spot left on the bed sheet after sex

Diego's little brother asked what are mom and dad doing in their room? There Staining the deck"said Diego.

by ButterBeer2 May 1, 2019

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Hit the deck

Mixing music using turntables.
Comes from turntables being called decks.

Guy 1: Dude, have you finished the 80s summer hit mix already? It has to be uploaded over an hour.
Guy 2: Oh crap I forgot all about that! Time to hit the deck!

by Boomer the Lancaster bomber July 14, 2021

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In the deck

An asexual (ace) person who hasn’t realized that they’re ace yet. Similar to the term “egg” for trans people.

“Zack told me he doesn’t understand why anyone would want to have sex when they could just masturbate. I think he’s in the deck.”

by ThePipYay October 28, 2021

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Fatema the deck

To organize and make a presentation or Google slides easy to follow, with added slides for all who are working on the said presentation. Without fatema, the deck would just be a mess.

"Hey, who's gonna Fatema the deck? I have no idea where to add copy!"

"Ahhhh, this deck has been Fatema'd, it flows so well!"

by Bunnie94 August 7, 2022

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