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The Black Lagoon

The place where the creature came from, stupid!
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The Black Diamond

When you manage to shit without pissing in a defiant act of sheer will power.
Person 1: "Damn it I was selected for a drug test and I have to shit."
Person 2: "That's okay just pinch off the Black Diamond first."
by Fartmasutra March 8, 2020
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the black dahlia murder

1.Excellent death metal band from Detroit. Recently released the album Unhallowed.

2.A Los Angeles murder case from 1947, unsolved.
Black Dahlia Murder played an awesome set.

Do you know who committed the Black Dahlia murder?
by matt December 13, 2004
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The Black Parade

The Black Parade is the new name of My Chemical Romance's newest album, which came out last year. But, the real meaning of the black parade, think about it, black symbolizes death, and a parade is a celebration, so The Black Parade is a Celebration of Death. It is also focused around "The Patient" and you can find a picture of "The Patient" on photobucket.
by addicted2mcr October 19, 2007
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the black in the hat

The long jeri-curled very black cop in the movie bulletproof, see struck match for a further description.
U-cop-"Freeze!"
Jeri-curl-"You're under arrest!"
Keets-"You're breakin' my arm Miles Davis!"
Jeri-curl-"Fuckin' pussy!"
Keets-"What are you and the black in the hat doin' folliwing me around anyway?"
Jeri-curl-"We was just in the neighborhood."
Keets-"Anyone ever told you you look like a struck match?"
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the black bitch

The Queen of Spades in the card game Hearts. A real bitch because she penalises you 13 points (unless you can manage to collect all the Hearts as well).
Robert collected the black bitch again and lost the game.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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The Black Doctor

Another name for Coca-Cola when drank after a heavy night of drinking.
"Man I'm so hungover I think only the black doctor will settle my stomach"
by Jo Bloggs III October 14, 2012
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