wank

1) To run one's hand up and down the shaft of the penis repeatedly until semen shoots forth

2) To relieve sexual tension alone (males)

I was caught wanking in the school locker room.

He wanked to a picture of a naked woman.

It's hard to wank when I can't wrap my hand totally around my shaft.

by Wayne Kerr February 23, 2005

wank

Wield the flesh baton to great orchestral effect.

Goodness me. Now I understand why Handel called it Water Music.

by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk January 23, 2004

wanking

To Masturbate. To pleasure ones self. Male or Female.

Wanking is fun. I fancy a good wank.

by sexatron October 19, 2007

wank

British source...
To masturbate.
Worthless.

Where's Frank? Dunno, having a wank I suppose.
That heap of crap aint worth a wank.

by Countach Smeech September 23, 2003

Wanked

For one too be absolutely and unequivocally mind-fucked. A wanked state of consciousness usually occurs around finals week, when students are reduced to angry twitching wankers.

Wanked can also carry the connotations of being really fucked up on some dank shit.

"Well, I was gonna start studying for my history final but I was way too wanked to pull it off."

"Dude some sticky purp got in last night and i was basically wanked outta my skull"

by Wankaaaaaaaaaa' March 2, 2010

wank

1. To masturbate - wank.
2. Bullshit

1. Im off to have a wank.
2. What a wank.

by louis October 16, 2001

Wank

Slang British term for the predominantly male act of masturbation.

I wank every day
I'm dying for a wank

by Double G August 7, 2006