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taking a taser to a bomb site

Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.
Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security

Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.
by the comand'r February 23, 2018
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National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America

The NFTSOA was founded on December 5, 2018, by students at Marvin Ridge Middle School with the ultimate goal of world domination via flamethrowing taser. The flamethrowing taser is a cross between a flamethrower and a taser. They want to develop a flamethrowing taser, conquer the world, and sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market. But then the club got rejected. #depression
Person 1: Let's go join the National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America
Person 2: Yeah, let's conquer the world!
Person 1: It's such excellent world domination via flamethrowing taser club
Person 2: Yeah, we can sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market
by Sarah Smiles January 31, 2019
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October 28 - National Taser Day

On October 28, it’s National Taser Day! Tase your friends and pretty much anyone you want to on this day!
Get tased, its October 28, you can actually taser them or taser them with your hand! It’s October 28 - National Taser Day!
by GetFuckedHoe October 26, 2020
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tennessee taser

When someone has a plummers crack and you stick a finger in their crack, and twisting your finger in magnitude of direction.
Judy had a plummers crack and Jim Tennessee Tasered her in the kitchen.
by Beastman32 February 1, 2018
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PINK TASER

When you insert the tip end of a rose toy into the vagina , and the rose suction onto the clitoris and turn it on for maximum efficiency, and then when she is going crazy , insert your index finger into her anus and and watch her shake , like she’s been teased , hence the Pink taser , cause your tasing her pink
I gave Laura a pink taser last night and she lost it man , she’s never gonna leave me now
by Chris the crow June 20, 2023
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taser

jerad jermaine brown cried when his mom turned on the taser
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Tallahassee Titty Taser

The act of attaching a car battery to both the person-you’re-having-intercourse-with's nipples, along with the inside of your anus, and then each person must intensely make out as the battery is turned on.
“Hey dude, just trimmed my ass hair, wanna do a Tallahassee Titty Taser later™

“No what the fuck you’re my kid”

Quagmire fami gie: "Now THIS... This is my family guy... Goggti..."
by popopopopopopopopopopopooooppp December 31, 2024
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