The Sword-in-the-Stone

While recieving a handjob the girl grabs the cock skin really hard and yanks up very forcefully everyfew seconds. Like the boy trying to pull the sword from the stone in Camelot.

Nancy gave me the sword-in-the-stone last night
I kept screaming in pain but she thought they were moans of pleasure
and now my dick looks like a slinky

by DjDildo March 11, 2010

The Stone

The name given to an exceptionally large and handsome cock.

Wow, did you hear that Josh is a wielder of the Stone?

by Manchilli April 30, 2010

The Sword in the Stone

A novel of the legends of King Arthur written by T.H. White. The movie, created by Disney, is the best movie ever.

Hey man, have you heard of that kick ass movie The Sword in the Stone?

by carly December 15, 2004

The Stone Roses

A bands From Manchester
Consist 4 member, 2 albums existed cause the rest is just compilation and remixes
Baggy jeans, pollocked painting, and 7 minutes guitar solo
People tend to use 🍋 emoji for their bio, caption or anything because Stone Roses debut album using lemon slices in the pictures lol

Anyways, John Squire from The Stone Roses is cool

by abcdnonsense November 21, 2021

scope the stone

to examine jewelry, usually a diamond ring, and usually on the finger of a woman who has just received it from her boyfriend/fiancee/husband.

Sara: My husband gave me a beautiful ring for our anniversary.
Sue: Oh cool! Let me scope the stone!

by Lebendy-leben January 29, 2010

Boned to the Stone

When you’re so stoned that you start subconsciously switching the beginning sounds in words

E-cig ripped the bong so hard that he got boned to the stone

by Asian Tom Cruise May 8, 2019

Romancing the Stone

Having sex (regular or receiving oral) while passing a kidney stone in hopes that it will pass when you ejaculate.

Phil: How goes the renal calculi this morning, bro?

Doug: I may have passed that fucker. I was romancing the stone last night with that whore Nicole, and when I busted a nut, it was all bloody and gooey. Probably lodged like a stalagtite up there against her uterus.

Phil: I found my car keys up there once....

by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010