screwin the slim jim

Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle

Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.

by mcapuano42 August 28, 2016

slim jim

something known for either eating or sticking up your mate's ass

I stuck a slim jim up Mr johnsons ass when he fell asleep at the school lock up

by slimjims are nice June 17, 2022

Indiana slim Jim

the act of burping slim jim breath into someone else’s water bottle during a road trip

“Bro yo stank ass breath ruined my water bottle. You know how many wash cycles it’s been through and it *still* smells that bad?”
Ah yes the ol’ Indiana slim jim

by iouwu February 7, 2023

Slim Jim

Slang for "penis"

Dang, that guy has a really big Slim Jim.

by RaubSucks December 7, 2021

Slim Jim

A pair of underwear worn by skinny boys

Wow look a Derek he’s wearing a slim Jim

by FunnyFreaker August 1, 2021

Creamy Slim Jim

Slang for D**k

"Wanna see my creamy slim Jim"
"Eww dude no"

by XxGhoulDogxX June 25, 2021

Kentucky Slim Jim

When a girl poops on a guy's chest and pukes in his mouth.

Man, she gave me the gnarliest Kentucky slim jim last night. I think I have to torch the place.

by coldbrewshart September 28, 2022