by Mr.Illumanti January 6, 2020
Get the Santamug. According to Quantum Mechanics Saint Nick is a Microb That Can Travel At The Speed Of Atoms to Deliver gifts Speaking of Atoms In Some Cases The Speed Of Atoms Travels Faster Then The Speed Of Light And His Slay Is Flown by a Micro Rangifer tarandus (reindeer) and they fly by friction of the speed travelling fast enough to lift of the ground like an airplane And one of the reindeer noses is lit up by bioluminescence in its nose genes to light up sinces microb's can baerely see at 2:00 AM when children are sleeping in fact they are so small that star's are so spaced apart that its hard to see the stars
by FrankieBo'sgua January 4, 2017
Get the Santamug. by dbevsuknnnnnnncf7i6tmfugnytncv November 23, 2021
Get the Santamug. A creepy wanted Criminal for breaking into kids houses and giving them drugged candy in stocking, people say he’s a good person.
by Childhood destroyer December 6, 2017
Get the Santamug. A fat bastard that breaks into your house and kidnaps your wife, sister and mom back to the "north pole".
by Not about to yeet a child wym November 20, 2020
Get the Santamug. A form of paedophilia which the paedophile goes to the child for some special presents (usually something expensive). Consequences are that they don't have enough money and the kids get clickbaited or they end up becoming skint.
by Deadboydoor517 July 2, 2021
Get the santaingmug. by RealAndGoodDebateFacts December 21, 2020
Get the Santamug.