Pizza

A vegetable in American public schools

Monday: carrots
Tuesday: cabbage
Wednesday: pizza
Thursday: broccoli
Friday: corn

by Cherry DickInSin April 3, 2012

pizza

A food that is good with everything.

I like pizza.

by Zach G. November 13, 2003

pizza

A Brazilian common expression to something that would take serious consequences to someone's malpractice or misbehavior, but due lenients laws, con officers or politics, the guy slips away unpunished and free.

The inquiries and proofs were against that politician, but his colleagues let him free of charges..."They turned out to pizza", or in Portuguese: "Deu em pizza."

by Will Costa July 13, 2007

Pizza

1)One of the most popular foods in the US 2) A slice of hell that if you eat too soon after removing it from the oven will burn the crap out of your whole mouth.

1) Clay: Omg I just LOVE pizza, it has to be the best food ever!
2) I just burnt my mouth on pizza, it hurts...bad FML

by 767 fs pilot July 30, 2009

Pizza

Life itself

Today I ate a pizza and I was automatically in heaven!

by TwentyØnepotatoes November 14, 2016

Pizza

That thing you eat when you have nothing better to do

I just binged on pizza and Netflix last night

by Dylanfinity (obviously) May 31, 2017

pizza

a gift from the gods. no one knows why ist so delicious. many have tried...and failed miserably. others have also tried...and SUCCEEDED!!! you can live on this food since you can always change the delicious ham and pepperoni to boring vegetables.

dad: sonny we have pizza today. sonny:YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(heard from outer space)

by DATBOOMGUY December 2, 2019