the man mom ran off with. they went extinct 100 years ago. however he didnt bring mother back
daddy look its the man who took mommy! the milk man!
by Xx_dorkmaster999_xX November 3, 2022
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a being who in which snitches/grasses people up if they know they are doing wrong. will try their best to get you in trouble.
karl: hey come rob that shop?

josh: naaa man look in isle three, full of milk men!

karl: we'll come back when the milk man has gone.
by james carlos harper December 15, 2013
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Person 1: did you watch milk mans new video
Person 2: who?
Person 3: ted idiot.
by Alastair2828 May 25, 2021
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He the a devil in the Coleious Davious religion. He may seem like a good guy on the outside, but on the inside, he will sell you 3% milk at a cheaper price then WalMart.

Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.

3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.
“3% Milk is the best kind of Milk!!!!” - Joe

“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious
by memes124 April 7, 2021
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A kidnapper, commonly associated with a white van with a milk dud logo. He draws you in with his charisma and milk duds.
If you see the milk dud delivery man, RUN!
His van may look sexy, but he does not.
by Lulu46648 December 18, 2021
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