Malteser

A person with Maltese heritage in their family and is a bit of a dick head/smart ass sometimes. Usually, this dickheaded-ness AND OR smart-ass gene is passed on from the father.
Seb and Mathew are such Maltesers.
by Tim the boi from Straya July 12, 2019
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Pop a Malteser

To kill oneself using means of drugged sweets
To avoid a problem

A man gives you slightly warm maltesers and you question why they are warm

When you’re tired of a situation, the option is there
Ah yeah, Johnny, did you not hear? He popped a malteser last week

This coffee shop makes me wanna pop a malteser
by Barney_the_dinosaur November 23, 2021
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Maltese steve

A man /God walking amongst mere mortals ,has the thickest mane ,strong greasy Back Bush, a great after shave sales man ,who has the cock of a palomino horse .
Heybthats maltese steve ,I thought he was a myth ,look at that wedlock perm
by the beesting December 20, 2022
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Pink Malteser

The name commonly referring to a small penis; Malteser being the name of a popular confectionery brand in the UK in the form of small chocolate balls.
"Wow, did you see the size of that guys cock?"
"Yeah, I know! It was about the size of a Pink Malteser!"
by Phantasium August 31, 2012
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the sloppy maltese

When you giving yo girl head, but your head is.. her head? And then you make out but with your butts.
yooooooo, I gave Elishica The Sloppy Maltese the other day and she said "hey where tf did my head go SHIT HOW'D IT GET ON YUOR BODY D:"
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Maltese

A metaphor for what a yuppie white girl wants to do her "man". Castrate him, emasculate him to the point he becomes her toy dog with separation anxiety and anger issues.
I saw the Maltese wearing khaki pants holding her hand in Uptown. Dam, he needs all the false hope nugenixs has to offer.
by Kosmack May 16, 2022
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Malteser pleaser

Another name for someone’s asshole or anus
“God i would love to stick it in her Malteser pleaser”
by Yourtitsbelonginamorgue March 09, 2023
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