have a len

verb. To masturbate at one's desk at work while talking to someone on the phone.

etymology: see Len Brown (Mayor of Auckland, NZ)

"yeah, her voice was totally hot so I had to have a len"

by Muntus October 15, 2013

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Dirty Len

When you blow a rape whistle while jerking off with a glow stick up your ass.

What is that guy wearing the swim shirt doing... oh, he’s just doing a dirty Len.

by SliDog430 October 15, 2019

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Not only is it a unique name, but she tends to be a loving, caring girl. She always wears her heart on her sleeve, and tries to help out a friend. Jai-Len tends to get hurt really easily. And is always looking to make a friend.

Where did Jai-Len Go? Oh, to help that senior cross the street.

by Jaiway February 3, 2010

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Len it up

A term used when you're at the club and the party music is flaccid as heck.

So you bust out the words "LEN IT UP" with a great cry. the cry of a titan. then the dj looks at you, you both make eye contact. then he turns on the attack on titan theme song as you bite your thumb and turn to your full titan form.

all the hoes around are amazed by your ripped body, but this isn't even your final form.

len it up everybody.

*flaccid music plays*
*a female anime chick screams len it up*
*attack on titan theme plays as you dance with the power of many anime hoes.*

by dankthepoet July 30, 2017

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