Skip to main content

have a len

verb. To masturbate at one's desk at work while talking to someone on the phone.

etymology: see Len Brown (Mayor of Auckland, NZ)
"yeah, her voice was totally hot so I had to have a len"
by Muntus October 15, 2013
mugGet the have a lenmug.

Dirty Len

When you blow a rape whistle while jerking off with a glow stick up your ass.
What is that guy wearing the swim shirt doing... oh, he’s just doing a dirty Len.
by SliDog430 October 15, 2019
mugGet the Dirty Lenmug.

Jai-Len

Not only is it a unique name, but she tends to be a loving, caring girl. She always wears her heart on her sleeve, and tries to help out a friend. Jai-Len tends to get hurt really easily. And is always looking to make a friend.
Where did Jai-Len Go? Oh, to help that senior cross the street.
by Jaiway February 3, 2010
mugGet the Jai-Lenmug.

Len it up

A term used when you're at the club and the party music is flaccid as heck.

So you bust out the words "LEN IT UP" with a great cry. the cry of a titan. then the dj looks at you, you both make eye contact. then he turns on the attack on titan theme song as you bite your thumb and turn to your full titan form.

all the hoes around are amazed by your ripped body, but this isn't even your final form.

len it up everybody.
*flaccid music plays*
*a female anime chick screams len it up*
*attack on titan theme plays as you dance with the power of many anime hoes.*
by dankthepoet July 30, 2017
mugGet the Len it upmug.

Lens Lifter

Someone who bigs up their camera

Somone who strokes their lens
Andreas goes on about how sexy his camera is. He's such a Lens Lifter
by dredrews December 17, 2010
mugGet the Lens Liftermug.

Zoom lens

The lazy man's dolly or tracking shot. Used effectively only in cases where speed is needed to grab the audiences' attention.
"We're losing light. Let's use a zoom lens instead of going through the difficulties of pre-planning and executing a superior tracking shot."
by creedmoor October 11, 2004
mugGet the Zoom lensmug.

lady of the lens

A cam whore.

A play on the term "lady of the evening" to mean a prostitute.
"Yo man! I saw your girl's tits on the internet!"

"What? no way?!"

"Seriously, shes a lady of the lens"
by Kyle_Hill September 14, 2013
mugGet the lady of the lensmug.

Share this definition