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the dark knight

Denotes something that exhibits an outstanding excellence in its field, a kind that will be difficult for others to top.
"This is The Dark Knight of comedies, man."
by spaceworlder November 6, 2008
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The Dark Knight

The best movie I've ever seen. It has it all: suspense, horror, drama, action, comedy, thrills, adventure, everything.
The Dark Knight is all-around awesome.
by awesome nikxxx January 21, 2009
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The Swiss Knight

A sexual term involving Swiss Cheese and oral sex.
To perform The Swiss Knight you take your dick and put little pieces of Swiss Cheese inside and around it. Don't shower for a month. Then you have sex with someone in the mouth so they can smell your cheesy dick.
by hobocrunch September 23, 2011
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the dark knight rises

A great slang term for a black mans next erection
As I woke up my girlfriend said i see the dark knight rises. As I had morning wood.
by Rlaba December 8, 2013
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The Holy Knight

Probably the most right of knights. Morally complete in nearly every category. Sworn on dissipating every root, branch and tree of heresy. The Holy Knight is a rank given only to the best hearted of people. People who are truly right for the most part.

To even think to go against one of these beings is heresy of the highest order. Which will almost always be a penalty of death from execution. As well as being highly morally righteous they also make excellent friends. As loyal as a dog while willing to fight with you until the end of their line. This holiness is not related to Christianity and is disrespectful to confuse.

Do note they also make the best hot wings, chicken tenders and other assortments of meat. Do not even question it.
A: Jesus christ, look! its the holy knights.

B: I'd steer clear for now. Don't want to get on its bad side.
by TheHighestCourt June 7, 2021
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The Dark Knight

Using the batwing to cover an unexpected person's eyes
I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend and I spread my testicles out to form the "batwing" and covered up my girlfriends eyes. BAM! "THE DARK KNIGHT"
by GotchaBatWingRightHere April 8, 2011
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The Dark Knight

It was an OK movie released in 2008, but wouldn't have gotten as much hype if Heath Ledger were dead.

Sequel to "Batman Begins".
1 year ago: WTF is "The Dark Knight"

Now: "OMFG HEATH LEDGER WAS THE BEST JOKER EVAR AND LYKE THE BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE EVR MADE! HEATH IS A GOD AND CHRISTIAN BALE IS SOOOO HOT!"

Me: *Stabs self in the ear with a pencil*
by seemeglimmeringinyourpants2 December 19, 2008
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