a derogatory term used to describe a woman. similar to hooker, bitch, wench. often used with the term 'make me a sandwich'
by PenellyElly January 20, 2011
Get the Go to the Kitchen mug.Another way to tell somebody is not the brightest person in attendance, or not the sharpest tool in the shed.
- Oh my! Another D in math? This was about addition and subtraction!
- Well, what can we say, ma'am? Your son is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen
- I mean, nobody would mistake the Kardashians for rocket scientist, but the youngest one really takes not being the sharpest knife in the kitchen to another level!
- With her questions about Chicken of the Sea, Jessica Simpson proved the world that she was not the sharpest knife in the kitchen.
- We used to think Sarah Palin wasn't the sharpest knife in the kitchen, but along came Rick Perry to prove us wrong. And that's tough, since none of these GOP candidates now is the sharpest knife in the kitchen!
- Well, what can we say, ma'am? Your son is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen
- I mean, nobody would mistake the Kardashians for rocket scientist, but the youngest one really takes not being the sharpest knife in the kitchen to another level!
- With her questions about Chicken of the Sea, Jessica Simpson proved the world that she was not the sharpest knife in the kitchen.
- We used to think Sarah Palin wasn't the sharpest knife in the kitchen, but along came Rick Perry to prove us wrong. And that's tough, since none of these GOP candidates now is the sharpest knife in the kitchen!
by el patron himself November 13, 2011
Get the not the sharpest knife in the kitchen mug.This commonly used phrase is simply explaining how immensely stupid someone can be. For example, one is trying to answer a question about a short story. The answer is clearly within the first paragraph, but your buddy next to you whines about not being able to find it. You become furious, all they really need to do is open their eyes. You say dear god! The fridge is in the kitchen! This phrase compares your friends stupidty with how difficult it would be to find someones fridge in their home. It's CLEARLY in the kitchen. How do you not know where to find the answer to the question? It's CLEARLY in the first paragraph. Another example would be something less complicated, such as the spelling of "your" and "youre". For example, someone comments on a facebook picture that you are tagged in, and says "your so pretty." My so pretty what? Learn to use proper english, like come on...the fridge is in the kitchen!
Bob: Where do i find Canada on a map of the world?
Joe: Are you kidding me? THE FRIDGE IS IN THE KITCHEN.
Patty: Your a amazing person, Tom.
Tom:....dear god...the fridge is in the kitchen.
Joe: Are you kidding me? THE FRIDGE IS IN THE KITCHEN.
Patty: Your a amazing person, Tom.
Tom:....dear god...the fridge is in the kitchen.
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Get the wallpapering the kitchen mug.1. when you spread the cream cheese real thick.
2. when you grab yo man from behind while he be doing the dishes.
2. when you grab yo man from behind while he be doing the dishes.
by deleine_zaddy23 January 23, 2017
Get the in the kitchen have a bagel mug.A phrase used to describe vaginal fluids that are particularly hot in temperature and create a burning sensation for the affected woman.
Boyfriend: Can we have sex tonight?
Girlfriend: I don't think so. My discharge has been really out of the kitchen this week.
Girlfriend: I don't think so. My discharge has been really out of the kitchen this week.
by Lorne Evader November 5, 2011
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