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jacobs

UK slang word for family jewels, bollocks, testicles, nuts

popularized in Snatch movie
You stop me again whilst I'm walking and I'll cut your fucking jacobs off
by dildo777 November 27, 2022
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Jacob

A guy named Jacob simply loves turtles. The animal, the band and especially turtle jelly sweets.

Jacob is also the most adorable person in existence.
Oh my, isn't Jacob just the most adorable with his turtle jelly sweets
by Bubbles351073 December 6, 2012
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Jacobed

1.A girl whose name comes from the bible(mother of Moses)
She is kind-hearted, patient, funny, weird, dramatic and always has a story to tell or make up. Her smile will tickle your tummy, wiggle your nose, pick your bugger and surround you with awkward laughter.

2.Where is a Jacobed found?...In a book, a moment, a time, a place, a card, a sunrise, and a song.
For example:

1.Who told the gross joke about a bugger? oh yeah Jacobed

2.Lets all get together now and sing a Jacobed.
by thememaw February 4, 2010
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Jacobe

A very joking person and has a lot of sayings. The kind of person that once you get to know you can’t unknown him. He will joke around with things that should not be joked around with but you still think it’s funny. Over all the kind of friend that doesn’t want to be friends with you, but they’re still your friend.
Rando: your a good friend
Jacobe: thanks wish you weren’t tho.
Rando: what
Jacobe: what, who said that?
by Fifipug November 15, 2018
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Jacob

*a veryyy hot,beautiful,perfect looking guy
*smooth with his words,so percise
*falls for girls hard but gets over them easily
*loves ACTION sports
*adored by girls
*not very much liked by X gfs
*guys get jealous of him easy
*has anger issues(high tempered)
A: whos ur bf
B:jacob!!
A: OMG u lucky bitch!!!
by born2ride June 13, 2009
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Jacob

Dreamiest guy EVER. Tall, handsome, & extremely silly! If he loves you he will protect you with his life. Always makes you laugh. Has a moody side. Loves pushing people’s buttons for fun. Low key a baby but acts tough. Will cook you a delicious and nutritious meal. Has striking icy blue eyes. Charming AF
Girl 1: OMG who is that guy?! He stole my fucking heart!!! My mom would love him.

Girl 2: that’s Jacob. Isn’t he gorgeous?
by BabyMonkeyWrench June 9, 2018
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jacob

undefinable, indescriable lad.
I am so in love with Jacob.
by gabigabbygabi July 15, 2008
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