by DemonxxWolf May 8, 2019
by Daddy Dylan February 20, 2009
Teenage boy who is a god at hockey and too busy to hang cause he's shredding it at the rink. Usually straight white male
by Ecm1323 December 7, 2017
What you smell when you are right behind a big, sweaty beast of a... well, just a big sweaty beast that didn't quite finish the paperwork last time they purged.
Person 1: Dude, that was a killer spin class, eh?
Person 2: Yeah, 'cept for those damn raunchy hocks on that gal in front of me.
Person 2: Yeah, 'cept for those damn raunchy hocks on that gal in front of me.
by Cycle NC March 29, 2011
Used to be my chem teacher, now sold out and teaches physics to scrubs. left me with the fucking hampster/teddy rosevelt. fucking cock tease
I love the sherrif
by Jesus September 22, 2003
by Cherry on topp February 22, 2006
A male lizard-like creature who can be found in bars sheding his scaley skin all over the intoxicated females whilst downing considerably large quantities of alcohol, library's doing mainly the same, or playing computerized football tournaments with fellow lizararians. Whilst the Hockness monster is mainly native to Essex and the surrounding areas as it is a suitable habitat for hunting and hosts a wealth of prey, it has occasionally been known to migrate for BUSINESSSSS purposes.
-HOLY S**T MAN!? did you see that "HOCKNESS-MONSTER." just lizard his way in with those girls!? What a slime-tastic maneuver . . . . . . . . . . -That lizard's got bare game dun, he like a komodo dragon and ting, DECENT.
by Scaryt8 October 19, 2010