That watery film that greets you upon opening the yogurt for the first time, or after a long period of yogurty neglect.
Red Mango worker: "Would you like to try our new special gurt water? Our gurt water has plenty of probiotics that are great for the whole family and will leave you feeling gurty as ever."
Person: "What's gurt water?"
Anyone else: "What's gurt water?? Y'know, GURT water! I love gurt water!"
Person: "What's gurt water?"
Anyone else: "What's gurt water?? Y'know, GURT water! I love gurt water!"
by ErlerterVern May 19, 2013
When an Especially slutty chick takes the condom, after sex, and squeezes the cum out into her mouth, then proceeds to swallow it all.
Shevantre: Hey babe you wanna just throw that rubber away?
Allie: Nah imma give you a go-gurt big boy!
Shevantre: Damn gurl you be dirty!
Allie: I know, i'm just like that
Allie: Nah imma give you a go-gurt big boy!
Shevantre: Damn gurl you be dirty!
Allie: I know, i'm just like that
by BRETTFAVRE4EVER May 8, 2010
A Gay-Gurt is when a male ejaculates into a condom and the partner eats said ejaculate from it as if eating a Go-Gurt.
There's nothing wrong having a little bit of Gay-Gurt after your bro finishes. note: there is something gay about it
by SchweenStar24 April 30, 2016
1. The consumption of semen via prophylactic.
2. Ejaculate in a condom and drink the remains.
3. After a male homo sapien sexually excretes into a condom, a willing individual may enjoy contents at their leisure.
2. Ejaculate in a condom and drink the remains.
3. After a male homo sapien sexually excretes into a condom, a willing individual may enjoy contents at their leisure.
1. After I had safe condom-protected sex with my girlfriend, she gave herself a go-gurt by ripping the condom off my hard penis and sucking every drop of cum out of it just like one would enjoy the creamy goodness of a bagged yogurt.
2. I was jerking off and came into a condom. I then proceeded to go-gurt myself "facial-style."
3. Son, back in the 1970's I banged this chick at some festi then go-gurted her, wringing out my semen all over her sweaty body. Those were the days..... those were the days.
2. I was jerking off and came into a condom. I then proceeded to go-gurt myself "facial-style."
3. Son, back in the 1970's I banged this chick at some festi then go-gurted her, wringing out my semen all over her sweaty body. Those were the days..... those were the days.
by Mark Pune-Twaine March 4, 2011
to masturbate, when your sperm comes out
It is like when you eat Go Gurt which are tubes with yogurt in them that you have to squeeze up to get the yogurt out. So when you masturbate you rub your dick and sperm comes out.
by Kevin Oz April 22, 2008
Another word for cumming
by Asueq12 July 4, 2020