(N) The term used to explain the phenomenon that occurs when one has an intense need to take a massive dump. All cognitive processing is rendered hopeless. Often, even the simplest of questions seem like logarithms. Ones only thoughts consist of preventing the mud butt blast. Images of sharting in ones underpants haunt the afflicted.

In addition to cognitive processing, motor skills are also affected, mainly in the extremities. The focus, rather, is shifted to sphincter control. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to, pigeon walking, buttcheek clenching, hand on the anus, short choppy steps that appear similar to watching a midget run, all of which culminate in the jogging in place once you reach the toilet, scrambling to assume the position. Facial expressions such as the blue eagle are quite common and often one becomes fishbelly white in the face.

Jon was asked a simple question such as "What are some of your hobbies?" Since he had dump on the brain, his answer was less than sufficient and he was not hired at Wendy's.

Sean was on a conference call when he was immediately stricken with dump on the brain. Whats worse, he forgot to hit the mute button as his asshole exploded into the toilet.

dump on the brain by S. Bruno May 14, 2008

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Take a dump on the floor

An good way to start an interesting conversation.

I shat on the floor so as to get my guests engaged in a conversation.

Take a dump on the floor by Eyeballflyball September 3, 2003

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Dump of the Century

A extremely large and powerful shit! Its the crap of century because it is so big that no one else can make a bigger one. Its so big it should win an award.

Brb goto take a dump of the century!

Dump of the Century by Shimmler February 11, 2003

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Dump in the sump

The act of defecating in one's sump pump. Aka the lower decker.

Holy shit!!! Someone took a dump in the sump!

Dump in the sump by welster03 October 26, 2006

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