Parent & teacher-friendly alternative to 'smokin' weed' or 'blazin' up!'.
ME: "Hey, J, yu gun be smokin weed before school tomorrow?"
TEACHA: "WHAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!"
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ME: "Hey, J, yu going to the doctor before school tomorrow?"
J: "Yeh, yu comin'?"
TEACHA: "J, what is wrong, why are yu going to the doctor?"
J: "I've got a bad case of CHRONIC hunger."
TEACHA : "Ah, that's a terrible shame. Good luck."
US: "HAHAHAHAHAHA we're so smart."
TEACHA: "WHAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!"
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ME: "Hey, J, yu going to the doctor before school tomorrow?"
J: "Yeh, yu comin'?"
TEACHA: "J, what is wrong, why are yu going to the doctor?"
J: "I've got a bad case of CHRONIC hunger."
TEACHA : "Ah, that's a terrible shame. Good luck."
US: "HAHAHAHAHAHA we're so smart."
by J. Dizzle April 10, 2007
Get the going to the doctor mug.To Prepare for The Doctor's Wife you must acquire the following: A labcoat, a stethoscope, and a popsicle stick.
While wearing a lab coat tell your lady friend to open her mouth and say "ah". She will open her mouth expecting you to put the popsicle stick into her mouth. At this point if you are doing it right she think you are into roleplaying a doctor/patient scenario. However this could not be further from the truth.
Instead quickly catch her off guard by inserting the popsicle stick into her pubic jungle. Then when she is about to climax put the stethoscope into her ears and fart into the other end. Bonus points if fecal matter comes out.
If done correctly your lady lover will be so grateful that she will probably actually start paying you to do it again. Celebrate this by drinking a v8.
While wearing a lab coat tell your lady friend to open her mouth and say "ah". She will open her mouth expecting you to put the popsicle stick into her mouth. At this point if you are doing it right she think you are into roleplaying a doctor/patient scenario. However this could not be further from the truth.
Instead quickly catch her off guard by inserting the popsicle stick into her pubic jungle. Then when she is about to climax put the stethoscope into her ears and fart into the other end. Bonus points if fecal matter comes out.
If done correctly your lady lover will be so grateful that she will probably actually start paying you to do it again. Celebrate this by drinking a v8.
Guy 1: I gave Snookie the Doctor's Wife last week and ever since I haven't been able to get her to leave.
Guy 2: Did you explain to her that it was just a one night stand?
Guy 1: Yes I made it clear to her. Do you think you can help me out.
Guy 2: Maybe you should punch her in the face.
Guy 2: Did you explain to her that it was just a one night stand?
Guy 1: Yes I made it clear to her. Do you think you can help me out.
Guy 2: Maybe you should punch her in the face.
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