jack bateman

the annoying little kid who always acts strong and cool.

jack bateman: you think you are strong
you: you faggot shut up

by i hate jack bateman June 28, 2020

Sos bateman

A schizophrenic blonde man with .45 who says “Grinner” and “She’s asking for it”

Wow man you’re being a sos bateman

by Giannakopolus August 9, 2022

Jason Bateman

When you take a shit and follow up with a shower.

While on vacation I was able to achieve a Jason Bateman before the terminal home

by John Lylo September 11, 2023

Jason Bateman

When you take a shit and follow up with a shower.

While on vacation I was able to achieve a Jason Bateman before arriving to the terminal

by John Lylo September 11, 2023

Bateman

Verb: to "Bateman" , relating to "Patrick Bateman" from American Psycho.

Means: "cleaning" or "to clean"

Example: "what have you been up to?"
"Just Batemanning the house, mate, it's SO clean"

by Paddy Bateman March 16, 2023

Patrick Bateman Wannabe

Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.

If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.

by ACunny February 26, 2024

batemans bay

a small town on the south coast of australia. defintion of shit hole. 90% of the population are fucking 95 year olds. only rlly busy christmas time when all of canberra wants to go to the beach

girl: i come from batemans bay
guy: that place is a glorifed retriement village

by pp200 April 26, 2023