asset

The euphemism for "penis", as in "your asset turns on (erects) as you wake up in the morning"

When I saw the image of my girl friend wearing school uniform, I felt my asset turning on in the ways I didn’t expect!

by Emotional Cruiser December 8, 2025

Asseter

A fucking whore who can’t do anything , they tend to feed on cocaine

Jane : ew it’s a asseter

by Kwekjifhiglierfgirfegofjerg.78 December 24, 2019

lickquid assets

Cash dat a lady hopes to obtain from a guy by giving him one or more tongue-lolling blowjobs.

Dogs and girls alike seem to think dat they can extract lickquid assets out of mushy-hearted dudes.

by QuacksO December 30, 2023

The Assets

What Is a Assets Meaning?

The Assets are items of value owned by an individual or entity, which can be tangible (like cash, property, or equipment) or intangible (like patents, trademarks, or reputation). They can be further categorized as current (expected to be converted to cash within one year) or fixed/non-current (used for longer-term purposes). Assets are a fundamental part of financial statements, representing resources that can generate future economic benefits.

by BackpackBryce2011 November 1, 2025

Asset Girl

A young woman, from moroccan /german descent, who has to finish a vast amount of social media ads, while being understaffed

She is such an Asset Girl

by 2893uuhn December 26, 2022

Variable Value Asset

An asset whose variable value is dependent on the purpose for which it is being requested is known as a Variable Value Asset.

Donald Trumps defense in the New York fraud trial is that all valuations previously given are true, using the Variable Value Asset method of accounting.

by BobUpp November 6, 2023

Downreaching Capital Asset

Dick; or penis.

Richard Johnson has a substantial downreaching capital asset which he intends to extend to emerging cock markets.

by RichardPoenisWeiner September 22, 2022