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Texturbate

To send a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.
He said we should take a break. Now I just texturbate gifs to him all night.
by Noshedint March 16, 2018
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Textfree

A Super Cool Browser texting site that gives you a phone number
by Mr.GotGock February 8, 2022
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textpression

the facial expressions created when sending/receiving text messages or during some other cell phone activity
Example A
1:My boyfriend just sent me a text message saying he loves me.
2:I know I saw you smiling ridiculously at your phone.
1:I just can't hide my textpressions when he texts me.

Example B
1: Dude, i just watched that 2 girls 1 cup video on my iphone. That shit is so gross.
2: Yea man, i was watchin ur ill textpressions.
by Kourtaylor October 20, 2008
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Texturbate

The act of male masturbation that occurs simultaneously while texting. The action involves holding ones phone pressed against ones genitalia while having a 'New Massage' open, and then masturbating (if one has a flip phone then the phone may be enclosed around ones genitalia). When one is satisfied, one sends the resulting text message to someone else.
Guy: Hey Bro! I just Texturbated this girl!
Girl: Hey what do you think this text means?: "JfC774ju&@nbtjfjcuJEUWKLLPN:>PX"
by Captain Randolfo June 9, 2010
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textureless odorless radio waves

The part of the electromagnetic spectrum below 300 billion cycles per second, or 300 GHz. Used to send magical messages, sound, and moving pictures to people, even though they are not real because you can't see them or feel them. A great portion of the public still believes in their existence.
Clinton:Why don't you go worship your invisible pink unicorn?
Mordecai:Have you ever seen or felt textureless odorless radio waves? How can you believe in that cult idea?!
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007
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Texturefull

to describe something with a large amount of texture.
"Ah, yes this leaf is very texturefull"
by FellowHumanBean#76 June 7, 2021
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textorexic

Someone who is constantly texting on their phone.
or
Someone who never makes phone calls, but will not hesistate to text all day.
"Once Allyson got her qwerty keyboard phone she became completely textorexic, she never calls anyone anymore."
by Allyson W. January 22, 2009
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