TEXTERSATE

Texting between two people via cell phone or tablet.

I cant talk on the phone right now but we can textersate.

by Anthonio Von Swagger. September 17, 2012

Turd Texter

A person who(while at work) retreats to the latrine to send text messages from their cell phone, while turding.

Mike always grabs his phone before heading to the stalls. An obvious sign of a Turd Texter.

by Vern_O February 22, 2009

emoji texter

Someone who feels the need to communicate via text message with ambiguous images in place of actual English language words.

Me: hey what are we doing this weekend

Wife: 🐮🌿🌾🎻🏆🏇🏇😂😂😂😂😂

Me: damn emoji texter

by Cdrunbb November 25, 2015

Cookie Monster Texter

A person who is NOT tech-savvy who has a tendency to use short sentences and omit words due to laziness and/or inability to text properly.

A normal text message would be, "I will see you at the mall at 6pm"

A Cookie Monster Texter would be, "Mall. Me. You. 6"

by JollyLittleB.B. July 30, 2010

Snorlax texter

The act of texting someone and having to wait 10+ minutes or several hours for a reply or having to send again in hopes of a reply. This can also be used by people who are attempting to ignore you or are to busy to talk, commonly used by the forgetful people or someone who is txting inept

Julian: hay what are you doing later? (6:39pm)
Vinnie: ummm nothing bro wanna hang in a few minutes? (6:40pm)
Julian: Alright cool were u wanna meet? (6:41pm)
Julian: Dude?.... (6:59pm)
Vinnie: hay what's up? (8:01pm)
Julian: your a snorlax texter (8:02pm)

by Daaaaaaaadddddddd February 1, 2010

textonym

A textonym is a word which becomes ambiguous when using predictive text due to having the same button combination as other unrelated words. They often make a text confusing or incomprehensible.
Particularly prominent in drunk texting.

He = If
Me = Of
Book = Cool
Soon = Room

'Textonyms are so annoying, my drunken text makes no sense'

by MySpaceFTL November 26, 2007

Textopiling

to talk to someone next you via text message.

Me and becky were in the car textopiling so my mom couldn't hear our convo about boys.

by Jupiter Beam January 13, 2008