by Julio Christ June 11, 2006
girlfriend: i want me some of your testicular milk tonight
boyfriend: ...
girlfriend: what?
boyfriend: who even says that?
girlfriend: well i learned it on urbandictionry, and thought i should use it in a sentence today.
boyfriend: (thinks: "why am i dating this girl? oh, b/c she's a freak in bed... forgot for a second.")
boyfriend: ...
girlfriend: what?
boyfriend: who even says that?
girlfriend: well i learned it on urbandictionry, and thought i should use it in a sentence today.
boyfriend: (thinks: "why am i dating this girl? oh, b/c she's a freak in bed... forgot for a second.")
by Is There A Problem Officer? August 7, 2011
1: When a man plutonicly loves and respects another male (commonly another friend) and is somewhat of that dominant male's lapdog his master can boss around.
2: When a man is infatuated with another man in a nonhomosexual way and is a synonym of "brotherly love".
3: When either male/female is attracted to or in love with a "manly" man and litteraly worships their testicles.
4: When a man loves another male's sex organs IN a homosexual way.
5: For a male to accuratley measure another man's "Coochie" by just seeing it
2: When a man is infatuated with another man in a nonhomosexual way and is a synonym of "brotherly love".
3: When either male/female is attracted to or in love with a "manly" man and litteraly worships their testicles.
4: When a man loves another male's sex organs IN a homosexual way.
5: For a male to accuratley measure another man's "Coochie" by just seeing it
(1)
Jack: Yo homie jack that fools wallet!
Bill: No way brothah i got me some mean testicular worship for that foo.
(2)
Jack: Yo son, you like a brother to me
Bill: diddo foo
Jack: Let's compare penis length in a nonhomosexual manner.
Bill: Alright but let's use a measuring tape intead of our testicular worship skills
(3)
Jack: I FUCKING LOVE YOUR BALLS!
Bill: SAME HERE!
Jack: this is some REAL testicular worship
(4)
Jack: I am so tottaly in love with your balls bro
Bill: Ugh i'm not in the mood for your testicular worship.
(5)
Jack: can you testicularly worship me?
Bill: It looks like a good 5 inches, it would look better in my mouth.
Jack: Yo homie jack that fools wallet!
Bill: No way brothah i got me some mean testicular worship for that foo.
(2)
Jack: Yo son, you like a brother to me
Bill: diddo foo
Jack: Let's compare penis length in a nonhomosexual manner.
Bill: Alright but let's use a measuring tape intead of our testicular worship skills
(3)
Jack: I FUCKING LOVE YOUR BALLS!
Bill: SAME HERE!
Jack: this is some REAL testicular worship
(4)
Jack: I am so tottaly in love with your balls bro
Bill: Ugh i'm not in the mood for your testicular worship.
(5)
Jack: can you testicularly worship me?
Bill: It looks like a good 5 inches, it would look better in my mouth.
by RAYLOVESYOU19 September 7, 2010
If a man decides to not jack off for a very long time, an abundance of semen will collect inside the testicles. Once the semen level reaches a certain point, the testicles will combust.
Kid 1 - Yo man you been jackin it?
Kid 2 - Nah dude I stopped doing that shit
Kid 1 - Watch out for testicular combustion!
Kid 2 - Nah dude I stopped doing that shit
Kid 1 - Watch out for testicular combustion!
by ajay69 June 29, 2011
God dammit Brian I’m gonna kill you by testicular asphyxiation. You’re gonna be breathing my nutsack in like a damn grocery bag over your head.
by aphillyp June 22, 2021
The vinegary/oily concoction that usually is on the testicular sacks of larger men who have failed to shower for the past few days.
Man Frank, you gotta take a shower, your home-made testicular vinaigrette is rather pungent this evening!
by schvety_balls March 7, 2012
An unofficial medical term referring to the urge to continually fondle ones testicles. This is generally done through a piece of clothing such as boxers. This disorder is relatively uncommon and usually affects only young and immature males.
Greg - "Dr i have a problem, i can't seem to stop fondling my testicles."
Dr - "Greg you appear to have Testicular Fondalitis."
Dr - "Greg you appear to have Testicular Fondalitis."
by Sand Ninja C February 10, 2008