by JohnQPublic March 24, 2007
1. Having no balls; weak and worthless like a jellyfish.
2. Lacking the ability to stand for what is right in the face of criticism.
3. Appeasement.
2. Lacking the ability to stand for what is right in the face of criticism.
3. Appeasement.
Mr. Douche parades around the office like a Badass until he's challenged, then he comes down with an acute case of Testicular Absenteeism.
by RorschachNEOCON February 26, 2012
by Ns October 10, 2013
Male logic process; used to prioritize basic daily needs and interaction between opposite gender's ways of thinking. Linear logical synapses with occasional redirection of thinking to the head below the shoulders.
Going to a sports bar with your wolf-pack and seeing a hot girl and losing all focus of the friends night out due to distraction; using your testicular logic
by C-Dogg4408 April 14, 2010
I don't know what's wrong doctor. I never get to go out with my friends anymore or watch the game on the weekend. We’re always doing things with my wife’s friends. We joined a book group and go clothes shopping together. Hmm, sounds like a severe case of testicular matrophy to me.
by rpcgal August 03, 2013
The true meaning of "Balls Deep"
IT WENT SO DEEP, THE BALLS PENETRATED THE ASS AND EXPLODED EVERYWHERE INSIDE. Can also refer to vaginas as well.
IT WENT SO DEEP, THE BALLS PENETRATED THE ASS AND EXPLODED EVERYWHERE INSIDE. Can also refer to vaginas as well.
by TheMountMaster November 15, 2014

