Turtle Tester

A person who flunked out of high school, so now he has to hunt turtle's for make up companies.

"Some loser that flunked out of high school"

by Gabba February 23, 2005

wet tester

Another name for a penis/peter.

Girl: "I'm always wet..."
Boy: "Oh forreal? Let me check that out with my wet tester."

by Keli S. July 6, 2008

Gamma Tester

Someone who receives their Amazon game pre-order early, so they can give feedback to the developers before the official release date.

I got Yakuza Kiwami on the 26th of August even though it was officially released on the 29th. I guess they wanted me to be a gamma tester for the game.

by Eddiehimself December 9, 2017

DBE Tester

A drive-by-ejaculation tester. A large black dildo that’s made for your prison wallet to show diversity.

Person 1: Are you a DBE vendor?

Person 2: Idk

Person 1: Let’s use the DBE tester and find out.

by Chuck finelay June 8, 2018

Nude tester

A person to whom one sends nudes to clarify whether they are spicy enough for future use. Can be gay best friend, a member of the same sex or a member of the opposite sex (though the latter would require an eye-catching level of comfort).

Joshie, can you be my nude tester? I want to send only the best pics of me!

by J0shie November 15, 2018

Size Tester

A size tester is a guy or girl who is used is used to show the different sizes of dildos.

Friend: “you're the equivalent of a cheap hooker”
You: “That's too bad because you're most definitely a Size Tester

by User173842066669 January 1, 2023

Water Break Tester

A water break tester is an individual (usually black) who has dirty, greasy, or otherwise gross hands which ruin the surface of an aluminum part or panel that is having the water break test conducted upon it.

These fuckin' water break tester's are stinking up the classroom.

by Mike Osowski October 23, 2022