by Sethnelsonnc September 22, 2020
Now, as redefined by the Dept. of Defense, seemingly any small body of individuals rising up and/or fighting for their liberation- or that of the group, nation, region they represent- against a large body of individuals or institutions (also known as the State). Forms of may vary. See also, guerrilla warfare.
by radio August 06, 2003
The unlawful use or threatened use of force or violence by a person or an organized group against people or property with the intention of intimidating or coercing societies or governments, often for ideological or political reasons.
by Tate Donovan November 28, 2004
Trrorism is a common mispelling of errorism. If you misspeel this werd, you're a terrorist so fuck you.
Terrorism is a branch of marketing. Unlike other dishonest marketers who sell you ugly cookies loaded with dangerous trans fats or homes that are on BTK serial killer's regular visiting list, terrorists sell you undiluted terror without frills.
The promoters of tarriorism were small mom and dad popcorn retailers. These poor business people used up their retirement funds to build large and beautiful popcorn eating halls hoping to make their money back. However, none of these popcorn eating halls were any useful. People just did not show up.
One day, an angry mom killed some unthankful non-customers in her own semi-deserted popcorn hall. The killing, witnessed by some innocent passer-by school children, was soon popularized in town. In a couple of hours, people gathered in front of the popcorn hall demanding to see more pay per view killings. That angry mom sold each of them a bag of hot and tasty popcorn, and killed someone in the hall once the popcorn eating seats were all occupied.
And the rest is history.
Terrorism is a branch of marketing. Unlike other dishonest marketers who sell you ugly cookies loaded with dangerous trans fats or homes that are on BTK serial killer's regular visiting list, terrorists sell you undiluted terror without frills.
The promoters of tarriorism were small mom and dad popcorn retailers. These poor business people used up their retirement funds to build large and beautiful popcorn eating halls hoping to make their money back. However, none of these popcorn eating halls were any useful. People just did not show up.
One day, an angry mom killed some unthankful non-customers in her own semi-deserted popcorn hall. The killing, witnessed by some innocent passer-by school children, was soon popularized in town. In a couple of hours, people gathered in front of the popcorn hall demanding to see more pay per view killings. That angry mom sold each of them a bag of hot and tasty popcorn, and killed someone in the hall once the popcorn eating seats were all occupied.
And the rest is history.
by Kodiac1 July 03, 2006
The systematic use or terror or unpredictable violence against government, the public, or idividuals to obtain a political objective
Today's terrorism is based on ill-defined radical or extreme religious beliefs who incorrectly target America and Her western allies
by Killa Kam April 26, 2006
American 1: We now live in a post september 11 world. It's not the same anymore.
American 2: If only terrorism didn't exist...
American 2: If only terrorism didn't exist...
by mockingbird83 February 06, 2010
A completely subjective term. The man considered a terrorist here in America is considered a hero back in his home.
by Anonymous May 02, 2003