An activity in which a tennis racket is used to lob light bulbs, Christmas ornaments or other small, glass objects across parking lots, roof tops, empty streets and other public places.
Usually only played after midnight, a game consists of multiple rounds in multiple locales and can stretch across an entire city. Players can wear any tennis attire they wish, usually headbands, and need to smoke Black & Mild cigarillos while participating for maximum trashiness. Players also have been traditionally sober, which makes it that much more pathetic.
Also popularly known as "Lightbulbs to Lightbulbs."
Usually only played after midnight, a game consists of multiple rounds in multiple locales and can stretch across an entire city. Players can wear any tennis attire they wish, usually headbands, and need to smoke Black & Mild cigarillos while participating for maximum trashiness. Players also have been traditionally sober, which makes it that much more pathetic.
Also popularly known as "Lightbulbs to Lightbulbs."
Player 1: Man, last night was the best round of Guerrilla Tennis ever. We went until 7 in the morning!
Player 2: Who won?
Player 1: Everybody!
Player 2: Who won?
Player 1: Everybody!
by The Magilla Guerrilla January 14, 2008
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aka Quote Tennis.
An phenomenon commonly seen on forums where two members will endlessly smash message after message back and forth, in the hope that they will get the last word, thus supposedly proving their point.
The rest of the forum usually loathes these tireless rebutters, for their obstinance and lack of a life. Forum tennis is best avoided by fully expressing your point of view clearly in a handful of messages at most, and then leaving it at that.
An phenomenon commonly seen on forums where two members will endlessly smash message after message back and forth, in the hope that they will get the last word, thus supposedly proving their point.
The rest of the forum usually loathes these tireless rebutters, for their obstinance and lack of a life. Forum tennis is best avoided by fully expressing your point of view clearly in a handful of messages at most, and then leaving it at that.
JFreek420: My team is better than yours.
Athyy69: No, mine is. Prove yours is.
JFreek420: My team is clearly better. You prove they're not!
Athyy69: I'm not the one making the claim. You prove it!
20 pages later
Athyy69: I think I've clearly shown how wrong you are.
JFreek420: WRONG.
Admin: STFU, both of you. I'm sick of this pathetic forum tennis. Thread LOCKED.
Athyy69: No, mine is. Prove yours is.
JFreek420: My team is clearly better. You prove they're not!
Athyy69: I'm not the one making the claim. You prove it!
20 pages later
Athyy69: I think I've clearly shown how wrong you are.
JFreek420: WRONG.
Admin: STFU, both of you. I'm sick of this pathetic forum tennis. Thread LOCKED.
by NaughtySteph January 18, 2010
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"Dude, I went to watch my friend play this tennis match the other day, but I wasn't even allowed to cheer or yell! It was pretty boring... but those tennis chicks are really hot."
by superdawge October 9, 2009
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Get the Tonsil tennis mug.Describes a repeated failure of two people to establish verbal contact with other over the telephone, resulting in an alternating series of voicemail messages (or messages left with flatmates, etc), bouncing back and forth between the two parties.
Phone tennis is usually unintentional and frustrating. Though in exceptional circumstances could be used as a stalling tactic.
Most common where
1) either or both callers do not have a mobile phone
2) either or both mobiles are often switched off or unheard
3) either or both phones are often engaged
4) both caller have busy schedules
5) both callers know they are meant to have a difficult conversation but would prefer to avoid it
Phone tennis is usually unintentional and frustrating. Though in exceptional circumstances could be used as a stalling tactic.
Most common where
1) either or both callers do not have a mobile phone
2) either or both mobiles are often switched off or unheard
3) either or both phones are often engaged
4) both caller have busy schedules
5) both callers know they are meant to have a difficult conversation but would prefer to avoid it
"I've been playing phone tennis with her all day, it's getting ridiculous"
To diffuse each other's annoyances when you finally make contact after receiving their nth message "Hi, looks like we've been playing phone tennis,..."
To diffuse each other's annoyances when you finally make contact after receiving their nth message "Hi, looks like we've been playing phone tennis,..."
by thewilster October 18, 2004
Get the phone tennis mug.1.)When a girl thinks she's a ten and acts like a ten but in reality is no where near a ten.
2.) An over inflated self image that causes a female to think she is of higher value than actually is.
3.) Adopting an heir of superiority, tending to be smug and or superior.
2.) An over inflated self image that causes a female to think she is of higher value than actually is.
3.) Adopting an heir of superiority, tending to be smug and or superior.
"Did you get that chubby girls number?" , "nah man she's got tenidus"
All the attention she's getting from her headshots online is giving her tenidus. In reality she's mediocre at best.
All the attention she's getting from her headshots online is giving her tenidus. In reality she's mediocre at best.
by chief pokalotatwa April 10, 2015
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