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I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.

TF2 soldier meme lol
soldier says this line from the youtube video "expiration date"
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
bread
soldier gaming
also chris a, wanna play clash of clans?
:)
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
by whatisamonika March 27, 2022
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Telepathy

Telepathy (mind-to-mind-communication) can happen to anyone. Often it happens when we fall in love or between people who have a very close bond such as between a mother and her baby. This telepathic bonding may have a survival function associated with falling in love. Once a strong telepathic bonding is established the information communicated between the people increases beyond the feeling level to include shared imagery and thoughts.
It can happen between lovers, friends, family or even with a pet. Telepathy is a mind to mind communication that has been with us before language was invented. Even today the aborigines of Australia still use this Stone Age skill to communicate with each other over great distances.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 7, 2019
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Why did it teleport to my hand

A thing to say to someone if you would jerk off to them ironically
Video* of a naked black man*
Me: why did it teleport to my hand so quickly
by Tigre touchant June 12, 2022
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teleporter

this is when you are doing a girl doggy style and you pull out, slowly and quietly, then replace yourself with a dick like object or a freind, and get the hell out of there. This is to be used when your beer goggles leave you during sex. She might have started as a 10 but now she looks like a 5. The best reaction happens if you have her face a window and wave to her after you have successfully exited the house and are on your way. you must wave to her or else it is technically just a man of mysetery
you shouldve seen the look on this girls face when i teleportered her and she realized she had a banna in her.
by peter-mario May 29, 2008
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telepotation

After smoking 2 bowls you wake up somewhere strange and far away
Steve: Ali was so baked last night he woke up in Washington Square Park again
Mike: Man, thats a serious case of telepotation
by beerbuster June 8, 2007
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teleporting

When you hit 88 while on an airplane.
Muff: Bro, what time does your plane leave for Key West?

Anthony: After I leave the airport bar.

Muff: Are you going to be drunk?

Anthony: Yea bro, I'm teleporting to the keys.
by My first abortion tickled August 6, 2010
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Basically a Kite(A Jew) but in a not as harsh or racist way
reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Did you do the reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of my shirtless jew sand-which?

Did you ask the kite for the lab data?
by HardcoreSexOnly May 4, 2021
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