telephornery

(adj). A nasty, unpleasant, irritable, or angry demeanor when using the phone.

If you need to talk to Suzy today, you'd better just go over to her cubicle. I just got off a call with her and she's totally telephornery today.

by Annoyed17106 June 12, 2010

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telecopter

One of those tiny drone things they are going to use to collect pictures for the TV news

Hey check out that telecopter shot!
Awesome!

by phibla June 12, 2014

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teleportage

1. Canadian English word for Teleportation.

2. The movement of things (eg: Canoes, Maple Syrup) from one point to another through a space other than meatspace.

Sir Alexander Mackenzie was tired of always walking through the forest with his canoe on his back so he invented teleportage to more efficiently transport himself and his men to the West Coast of Canada.

by Discotechnica May 6, 2015

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Teleportation-through-time-ists

Are cult that believes in random time travel. Basically that everything happens at any given time, which is confusing, so I'll explain. For example, say you're walking down the street. According to this cult, future you is walking further down the street at the same time, and that anything in the past is constantly on loop. They also believe that people from both the past and future are being teleported to the present all the time, and it is their responsibility to find them. Their leader is the immortal embodiment of a toaster, and their symbols include spaghetti noodles, paper towels, and cheese graters.

The teleportation-through-time-ists are rapidly approaching me, hence with the intentions to capture me.

by Squid? February 3, 2020

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