telekipenis

A hands-free wank caused by the power of the user's mind, the higher the IQ the more intense and powerful the ejaculation.

Reuben lost No Nut November last year, he bust a telekipenis; I heard it was earth-shattering though so he must be a real genius.

by Just An _observer> November 6, 2020

telekipenis

A hands-free wank caused by the power of the user's mind, the higher the IQ the more intense and powerful the ejaculation.

Reuben lost No Nut November last year, he bust a fat telekipenis; I heard it was earth-shattering though so he must be a real genius.

by Just An _observer> November 6, 2020

telekinvtic

a bully editor who everyone is jealous of cuz she’s so cute and skinny

omg telekinvtic told me to die! who cares 👄

by Sallyahs546 November 30, 2020

telekinetic

Crazy or imaginative. Also can mean wierd.

"Sarah was telekinetic"

by dumbass weirdo December 25, 2021

telekino

Kino that is made for television. e.g. A well-made tv show or mini series would be described as telekino instead of kino as it is not a film.

"Wow did you see the last season on Breaking Bad? That was peak telekino."

by jackson cullen111 January 24, 2022

TELEKINESIS

REMOTE MOVMENT

OOPS MY TV REMOTE JUST COMMITED TELEKINESIS ON ME AND IT`S BATTERY FELL OUT, LET ME GO GET IT AND THE BATTERYS.

by qweerttyuiopasdfghhjklzxccvbnm April 29, 2023

Telekiniggas

Act of making drugs disappear into thin air when being searched by the police

Using his telekiniggas Tyrone made the drugs disappear while the police were searching him

by Sgt Asscheese February 19, 2026