tele-pathetic

(noun or verb) I knew what you were thinking... and it was dumb.

Software as an industry isn't forever totally dormant so youre being tele-pathetic.

by Larry Chiang September 27, 2005

tele-whore

Someone who is always talking on the phone, and flirting most of the time.

John: Hey Bob, wow, is Brittney still talking on the phone?

Bob: Yeah, she been talking to the same guy for hours now.

John: Wow, what a tele-whore.

by Caleb W. March 11, 2008

Tele-tubby

you crush name of bf's name

hey, look at that sexy Tele-tubby.

by piper_addyson October 24, 2018

tele god

Casey

“Hey, did you see Casey in that telegram group today? She was sending so many messages.”

“Yeah dude, Casey is a total tele god!”

by coolchickcase April 8, 2020

Tele-puddied

When a cat silently and miraculously appears someplace that it was just a mere 1/30th of a second ago.

Where’s the cat? It just tele-puddied from the living room to the kitchen counter.

by Annieeggplant February 13, 2021

Tele-Cock

When you insert your penis into the earphone jack of your phone and drink your bodily fluids as it bleeds.

Oh no, I heard Jimmy did a Tele-Cock!

by BallWasher August 14, 2021

tele-cuddling

To cuddle through digital mediums like phone call, text, FaceTime, etc.

Wait, you're in bed too? Aw, it's like we're tele-cuddling. - Nadia

by Nandm January 15, 2025