a person who has no idea about technology. They are so far behind you think they were born yesterday
person 1: im gonna go surf the net, cya
person 2: urgh.....the net?
person 1:*sigh*..technoretard
e.g 2
person 1: wanna watch tv?
person 2: tv?
person 1: ..argh
person 2: urgh.....the net?
person 1:*sigh*..technoretard
e.g 2
person 1: wanna watch tv?
person 2: tv?
person 1: ..argh
by {PLONK} July 17, 2006
Get the Technoretard mug.Technophrenic is the Schizophrenic behavior of people who appear to be talking to themselves, but are really using a Bluetooth earpiece to talk to their stockbroker, friend, fellow work, ex-wife, dog, children, podiatrist, or anyone else who will stay on the line with them while they roam about doing God only knows what.
He ain't crazy, he's only Technophrenic. See the Bluetooth in his ear. He's yelling at his {Insert choice here}.
by Axiomatius December 14, 2008
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tech-no-rettes (tek-no-rets) -noun
Frequent or infrequent, intense, temporary technology induced Tourettes Syndrome-like symptoms.
Frequent or infrequent, intense, temporary technology induced Tourettes Syndrome-like symptoms.
by Joell7 September 25, 2007
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an elite group of electronic music enthusiasts, who have refined their techno music tastes through concerts and sharing music. Technocrats appreciate mainstream beats and timeless techno classics, but they believe in the evolution of this rhythmic music genre. They avoid stagnant and tired songs and sounds. They believe the envelope is meant to be pushed, not to continuously rehash the same bullshit.
an elite group of electronic music enthusiasts, who have refined their techno music tastes through concerts and sharing music. Technocrats appreciate mainstream beats and timeless techno classics, but they believe in the evolution of this rhythmic music genre. They avoid stagnant and tired songs and sounds. They believe the envelope is meant to be pushed, not to continuously rehash the same bullshit.
by ZombiePhobe September 7, 2010
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Get the TechnoComando mug.An individual who is entirely reliant upon the latest technology, and always has his or her head in the latest computer game.
A computer geek/nerd or gamer to the extreme.
Someone who has played so many computer games that he or she has trouble distinguishing reality from gameland. The person may spend all-day, every day in front of the computer and forget to shower eat, or go to work in extreme cases of technomorphia.
A computer geek/nerd or gamer to the extreme.
Someone who has played so many computer games that he or she has trouble distinguishing reality from gameland. The person may spend all-day, every day in front of the computer and forget to shower eat, or go to work in extreme cases of technomorphia.
Bill was the stereotypical technomorph...he sat in front of the computer for 25 hours per day playing the latest games. Sometimes he even forgot to shower. He also had trouble telling reality from technoland.
by CrazyZoe January 9, 2009
Get the technomorph mug.1. The bureaucratic management of technology.
2. A technology administered by non-qualified staff members.
3. A mis-managed technical program.
4. A secret organization devoted to technical mis-management.
2. A technology administered by non-qualified staff members.
3. A mis-managed technical program.
4. A secret organization devoted to technical mis-management.
1. The technocracy of the project created cost over runs.
2. The technocracy contributed to the project failures.
3. More technocracy related issues were discovered during the Congressional Hearings.
4. The Technocracy Society of America, met in secret this week to discuss changes to previous changes in the organizations by-laws.
2. The technocracy contributed to the project failures.
3. More technocracy related issues were discovered during the Congressional Hearings.
4. The Technocracy Society of America, met in secret this week to discuss changes to previous changes in the organizations by-laws.
by keithmorin June 28, 2011
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