tarbender

means "bartender"

"so this woman stumbles into a bar...and she goes up to the bar, flops down on a stool and yells "TARBENDER!! BRING ME A MARTUNI!" and he is like "ok lady.." and brings her a martini and she slams it back, slams the glass back on the bar and kinda sways there for a minute. after a while she leans forward, slamming her hand down on the bar and yells drunkedly "Tar..TARBEnDER! Tarbender come over here! BRING ME ANOTHER MARTUNI!!" and he is like "okay lady..." and brings her another martini. she slams it back.. sways drunkenly for another few minutes.. after a little while she leans forward on the bar gesturing wildly and then hollers "t...Tarb. TARBENDER!! ...ender..Tarb.. TArBEnDER!!! COME OVER HERE!! Tarbender, you make the WORST MARTUNIS in the WORLD! they gave me heartburn." So the bartender is like "Look lady. First of all its 'bartender' not 'tarbender.' Second, its 'martini' not 'martuni.' And third you don't have heart burn, your tit is in the ashtry."

you are drunk at a bar.. the bartender is far away and ingnoring you (with good reason) so you yell "tarbender! hey tarbender!" (and hope he doen't spit in your beer...)

by tarbender February 4, 2005

taberknackle

The act of christening material items belonging to someone other than yourself with male genialia.

When Sherman went to the head, I TABERKNACKLED the mouthpiece on his phone.

by Suspence and the MIS Gang October 4, 2004

Tabeezy

Mofuckin' Tobasco sauce, nigs.

"Gimme somadat Mofuckin' Tabeezy sauce, nigs."

"Tabeezy!"

by Legit Mastah Addies February 18, 2010

Tabber

Someone who is claiming "motability allowance" who are usually registered as disabled.

"Mate that guy is an absolute weirdo"
"yeah I know, he's a right tabber"

by Sauvage123 December 22, 2019

taberjanizm

A moment when you abandon drinking with friends for your significant other.

"Hey wanna come drinking with us" "No, I can't I'm meeting with my girlfriend" " Such a taberjanizm"

by h4j1mmy December 21, 2021

tabbes

Cool utuber -Zavik GMD#4622

Omg tabbes lol

by Zavik UBN March 14, 2018

Tauber

PA: ˈtaʊbʌ verb, -ed, -ing.

-verb (intransitive)
Overcompensating by making an unimportant task needlessly complex in order to attempt to demonstrate your skills.

Rob's task wasn't very important so he taubered in order to make himself feel better.

by ComputerGuy March 8, 2010