Tavern Time

What you say when it's time to go to the Tickle Tavern. This phrase is usually directed to your friends on Friday/Saturday nights.
"Hey guess what? It's Tavern Time!"
by Tavern Totalitarian May 13, 2022
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Taverne-fucked

You’re fucked when you’re taverne-fucked. But there is still always chance to crawl back in.
Me: after last night I’m officially taverne-fucked. I might as well say sorry to him..
Other: You’ll get over it.
by Annada March 11, 2019
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golden tavern

A sexual act similar to a golden shower, with the exception that the act is performed in a bed and the recipient sleeps in the bed post coitus.
I took Janice home after we went to the bar last night, but we were both so shitfaced that I didn't realize she'd given me a golden tavern until the next morning.
by Dink Donk McClinkclonk August 11, 2018
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tavern door

a person who has sex with anyone who wants it, the door is always open.
Byron: How did it go last night with Mira?

Greek: It went great, she's such a tavern door
by pthera42 December 27, 2017
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Tavernitis

A term most often used in reference to fantasy stories, referring to needlessly gross, violent, or cruel elements
haphazardly put into a written work in order to establish a "darker" setting, tone, or story at the expense of other elements. It's namesake comes from a reoccurring instance where the trope is established immediately through a scene of the protagonist saving a barmaid or waitress from a sleazy customer in a tavern or pub.
Burned through Shadow of Conqueror. Didn’t like much. Too much Tavernitis and anime extreme emotion moments.
by SylentVoidkeeper May 16, 2023
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Paul's Tavern

The best damn watering hole out there! Also the best damn deceased animal museum?!
Do you like taxidermy and beer? Well head on down to Paul’s Tavern!

Our top shelf is most places bottom shelf….like under the sink shelf. Paul's Tavern

Come down to Paul’s where the women are….here. Paul’s Tavern
by Captkoolbrazilian October 12, 2021
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Paul's Tavern

The best damn watering hole out there! Also the best damn deceased animal museum?!
Do you like taxidermy and beer? Well head on down to Paul’s Tavern!

Our top shelf is most places bottom shelf….like under the sink shelf. Paul's Tavern

Come down to Paul’s where the women are….here. Paul’s Tavern
by Captkoolbrazilian October 12, 2021
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