tallahassee mouthwasher

When a man jizz’s on his Toothbrush then proceeds to brush his teeth, swish his semen around his mouth, and swallow.

People always told me I had yellow teeth, then I tired the tallahassee mouthwasher now my teeth as my grandpas ass.

by Lilmeat69420 August 24, 2018

Tallahassee Toboggan

A sexual position preformed in a warm climate environment which the female is laying on her stomach, legs closed and arms held back by the male, while he rides her. Extra points for wearing ski goggles.

"Last night I sweated my bag off when I Tallahassee Toboggan this bitty. Got pretty wet, thank God I wore my goggles."

by monster-rod-von-huge-in-stein July 10, 2009

tallahassee tickler

sodomizing a woman with a wine bottle and popping the cork off in the vag.

winston: do you hear what i did to that girl at that kenny chesney concert.

JC: no what?

winston: while we were crowd surfing i gave her the ole tallahassee tickler

by the infamoustallahasseetickler April 10, 2009

Tallahassee Tumbleweed

The act of shaving off a girls pubic hair, rolling them into a ball and smoking them out of a pipe. After she takes a hit, you jam your cock into her mouth and choke her.

Shabaka - I gave my Girlfriend a Tallahassee Tumbleweed and that shit was so cash!

Oren - Did you choke her with your dick?!

Shabaka - You already know it man, she blew smoke and cum out her nose!

by biggestbigdoge February 7, 2014

tallahassee detox

To crap, cum, and sneeze simultaneously, resulting in extreme relief.

Got off work and gave myself a tallahassee detox.

by Chug CITY August 30, 2017

tallahassee tenderizer

Taking a meat tenderizer to a flaccid male genitalia in a moment of despair before sex. That way you can Tallahassee tenderize-HER.

"I had to pull the ol' Tallahassee Tenderizer last night, now my dick looks like Seth Rogen."

by BeatenMeat May 14, 2016

Tallahassee Roundabout

A circle jerk amongst a group of guys, typically done in a jacuzzi, wherein each member helps stroke his brother to the right, forming a chain of sorts.

Tip: placing your left hand on the back of the person to your left will help solidify the chain, making the roundabout more tallahassee

“What’re you guys doing tonight?”
“Kevin invited us to his pool, might have a tallahassee roundabout. Wanna come?”

by slobberpopper5000 August 8, 2023