tallahassee mouthwasher

When a man jizz’s on his Toothbrush then proceeds to brush his teeth, swish his semen around his mouth, and swallow.

People always told me I had yellow teeth, then I tired the tallahassee mouthwasher now my teeth as my grandpas ass.

by Lilmeat69420 August 24, 2018

Tallahassee Toboggan

A sexual position preformed in a warm climate environment which the female is laying on her stomach, legs closed and arms held back by the male, while he rides her. Extra points for wearing ski goggles.

"Last night I sweated my bag off when I Tallahassee Toboggan this bitty. Got pretty wet, thank God I wore my goggles."

by monster-rod-von-huge-in-stein July 10, 2009

tallahassee tickler

sodomizing a woman with a wine bottle and popping the cork off in the vag.

winston: do you hear what i did to that girl at that kenny chesney concert.

JC: no what?

winston: while we were crowd surfing i gave her the ole tallahassee tickler

by the infamoustallahasseetickler April 10, 2009

Tallahassee Tumbleweed

The act of shaving off a girls pubic hair, rolling them into a ball and smoking them out of a pipe. After she takes a hit, you jam your cock into her mouth and choke her.

Shabaka - I gave my Girlfriend a Tallahassee Tumbleweed and that shit was so cash!

Oren - Did you choke her with your dick?!

Shabaka - You already know it man, she blew smoke and cum out her nose!

by biggestbigdoge February 7, 2014

tallahassee detox

To crap, cum, and sneeze simultaneously, resulting in extreme relief.

Got off work and gave myself a tallahassee detox.

by Chug CITY August 30, 2017

Tallahassee Screwdriver

The act of providing fellatio to an elderly member of another species, while simultaneously being anally penetrated by a duck. Ducks have penises shaped like corkscrews, hence the name “Scewdriver.”

Gee wiz Tom, are you sure you wanna pull a Tallahassee Screwdriver on John F Kennedy’s grave?

by antfuck June 25, 2018

Tallahassee Touchdown

While performing anal sex you take a football and shove it in the males rectum while he thrusts the woman

Frank: Hey did you hear about Becky?

Tyler: No what about her?
Frank: I heard that her and Tom performed a Tallahassee Touchdown last night

by CornFlakesMaster March 8, 2017