Where the stripper Spins on the Dance Pole and diarrhea sprays in the faces of the audience!
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by Wintyer December 19, 2021
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A forcible misstroke that occurs during sexual intercourse in which the erect penis strikes the female perineum (taint), causing the penis to buckle and possibly fracture.
In the cowgirl position she zigged and he zagged and he smacked into her perineum, experiencing tainted love.
by xander913 January 8, 2014
Get the tainted love mug.The foreign tradition of bending over and having a girl lick your grundle. For best results the girl should WANT to be licking your grundle; no one wants half-assed grundle work done. After all, it’s “tainted love”, not “tainted like”.
What are you so happy about?
Your mom gave me some tainted love last night. I hadn't showered in a week!
Your mom gave me some tainted love last night. I hadn't showered in a week!
by BookWerm March 14, 2011
Get the Tainted Love mug.The act of, or process of claiming ownership of a seat, chair or position on a couch with your taint area, so that no one else can steal your seat.
Tim walks into Mark's office and sees Don sitting in a brand new mesh office chair. Tim says, "Wow that chair looks really comfortable. Wish I had one." Grinning...Don says, "It IS very comfortable. If you're nice to me, I may even let you sit in it." Tim, now very skeeved, says "Nah, it's been tainted."
by gungatim March 22, 2010
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You know what's stupid? The fact that you keep reviewing yourself with anonymous reviews saying how good you are. Grow the hell up.-Tainted Lullaby
by Slient Ice April 4, 2009
Get the Tainted Lullaby mug.A girl who on the face of things seems pretty damn fine, but inside she's got a seriously fucked up mind.
Guy: "Damn, you're freaking hot"
Girl: "Must be clean, I'm dirty, I keep scrubbing but it won't make me clean!"
Guy: "Right....(backs off slowly)"
Girl: "I need to be clean! I'm dirty, I really need to be clean!"
Guy (To his mates): "Yeah, she seemed fine on the surface, but she's really just tainted goods"
Girl: "Must be clean, I'm dirty, I keep scrubbing but it won't make me clean!"
Guy: "Right....(backs off slowly)"
Girl: "I need to be clean! I'm dirty, I really need to be clean!"
Guy (To his mates): "Yeah, she seemed fine on the surface, but she's really just tainted goods"
by Talking Hex July 21, 2009
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