alabama tadpole matrix

The act of a female giving a male a blowjob while on her knees. She continues to do this until the male cums on her chest, and the sperm/cum swims down her stomach. The male then licks from her belly button up her stomach in a line (licking his cum) until he reaches her breasts which he licks up and down, then makes out with the female, letting her lick the males cum taste off of his tongue.

Male 1: Oh my gosh, I gave this girl a Alabama Tadpole Matrix last night. It took a while but it was amazing!

Male 2: Oh man, I have to try that!

Girl 1: Thanks for last night ;) *winks*

by frapeham3 November 30, 2011

topeka tadpole

a Topeka tadpole involves first feeding your partner a pound of spinach and garbonzo beans and then having your partner drink laxitives. after about twenty minutes the laxitives should take effect and you sit face up on a car hood while your partner stands over you and expells their bowels onto your face. The barely digested meal will resemble tadpoles as it spills on your face.

Colin needs to lay of those topeka tadpole sessions because it cant be good for his prius.

by bad dan May 10, 2010

Freaky Tadpole

One who indulges in the acts of sexual relations in over conspicuous and commonly homosexual manners.

Tavion said he would let a girl titty fuck him, he’s a whole freaky tadpole.

by SeeSeeDezeNutz February 11, 2019

scramble the tadpole squadron

Ejaculate

Henrietta: "Roger, dear, my road less traveled is getting rather sore, can you jolly well hurry up and scramble the tadpole squadron so we get this bedroom unpleasantness over with."
Roger: "Absolutely my darling, chocks away!"

by G.P. The Guinea Pig May 7, 2016

swang tadpole

A saying that is stated when a good looking hoe passes by. Also, can be said about hot moms.

When I was at the mall walking around like it was not big deal this hot bitch walked by and I roared swang tadpole.

by fcuking stud December 23, 2009

Emaciated Tadpole

A person of substantial height and extremely underweight. Often annoying, obnoxious, and extremely geeky. Usually wrong but extremely egotistic.

Guy 1: Did you know that Intel PC's are coming out with native quad-cores for Yorkfield?
Guy 2: No. That's nahalem. You are such a emaciated tadpole.

by Lee Savery October 30, 2007

african tadpole

the act of fuckin a black chick while in the bath tub and right before you cum you knock her out then cum on her face then you leave her there till she wakes up

Hey John me and my girl are breakin up. Why Billy? Because I gave her an African tadpole last night and now she has a restraining order on me.

by damion gates December 21, 2008