Taco Bell is a fine purveyor of authentic, Mexican food. By understanding the menu you can speak to any person in Mexico. For example, "
Yo queiro gorditas" will not only land you great eats but also the company of
short, chubby girls that smell of fried ice cream.
"Man, I cannot believe the Mexican food in Mexico is so
bad, I wish there was a
Taco Bell to keep it real."
"I would
like a Meximelt, STUFT gordita and a change of underwear, please."