turban dictionary

A dictionary you keep in your Turban! What the heck else could it be, you racist moron?

"Of course I keep a dictionary in my turban! It's my turban dictionary - the dictionary I keep in my turban"

Glerp: "Hey is that your turban dictionary?"
Schkerp: "No that's the turban I keep in my dictionary. You are referring to the dictionary I keep in my turban."

by uncle fuckbucket October 23, 2018

Turban Pictionary

A party game played primarily in Arab or Middle Eastern nations, primarily at family gatherings, or otherwise boring parties; which are much more common in these regions, due to a statistically lower intake of unhealthy social lubricants such as alcohol or cocaine. Identical to the popular Western game Pictionary, except generally with better insulated noggins.

Got stuck on Surjid's team in Turban Pictionary last night. The answer was Footloose, but he was too scared to draw bacon (for Kevin Bacon) in front of his grandma and we had to, following the loss of a misunderstood Western style bet, eat our hats... Fancy a a bite of turban, I can barely finish this? At least I'll have a self-wiping ass for a few days.

by Default Damager P2ttP April 25, 2021

Turban lover

Someone who likes Pakistani People Quite a lot

Yer a Turban Lover !!

by fraser mcintyre January 7, 2009

turban rape

1. The act of being raped in the ass by a turban
2. A gaming term in games when you can be a terrorist that involves lying down and repeatedly crawling into the other's anal cavity
3. To get owned
4. A central belief in tan
5. What terrorists do to their donkeys

1. Bend over so I can turban rape you!
2. I just died, wait that guy is turban raping me!
3. Shit! You just got turban raped!
4. When I practice tanism, I try to get the most out of my turban rape.
5. Osama: Donkey, bend over so I can shove this turban up your hairy ass!
Donkey: Shit....not again!

by LiCk My HaIrY bAlLsAc February 4, 2004

turban top

A Muslim of the Islamic faith who wears a large turban on the head. Also refers to anyone who decides to wear a turban on their head.

Hey turban top! What's under the turban? Take off the turban!!

by the candace! January 14, 2005

Turban Residue

A musty residue, from ones daily work in a turban.

Yo Bahir you smell like shit! Oh you gotta clean that Turban Residue off yo neck motha fucka.

by Ohsandyone October 21, 2011

turban safe

a game which when see a turban you punch someone and says safe

a turban is walking by
BOB:turban safe(and punches Tim)
Tim:Fuckin racist cunt

by bottletopman April 3, 2010