top on the morning to ya ladies

Sentence from the mouth of an sofisticated Irish potato with lettuce on his head.
He uses that sentence for welcoming everyone watching his wonderful animated clips in real life.

Irish potato known as Jacksepticeye

Jacksepticeye- TOP ON THE MORNING TO YA LADIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND WELCOME TO A SURGEON SIMULATOR VIDEO!

by Cotonee Blogger January 24, 2017

And that can only be fair play to ya!

another way of saying "well done" or "fair play to ya" except funnier. A preferred term among Football managers.

“Andy Reid, you have lost eight kilos and worked extremely hard and that can only be fair play to ya!"

by The Soft Cat October 6, 2009

toyah

Cheshire slang for a strop / temper tantrum akin to that of a 5 year old.

"That girl's just stormed off to the toilets crying!"

"I know, she's chucked a Toyah"

by Mike Yardley October 1, 2003

top o' the mornin' to ya

A phrase nobody has ever actually really said in ireland because it was made up by big-shot holywood dickheads, but for some reason all the stupid americans think its a common phrase in ireland anyways, but in reality if they said it to an actual irish person they would ether get laughed at or knocked the fuck out for being retarded.

johnny:"i cant believe them yankees are so retarded they actually think we say top o' the mornin' to ya"

paddy:"i know right, the fucking gobshites"

by rennlad420 October 4, 2011

Toyam Tape

A pornographic film featuring a masturbating individual.

Ben has a huge pile of Toyam Tapes which he keeps next to the refrigerator.

by BV69BV April 21, 2017

I'll give that one to ya

1. the non-questioning of comments from individuals who may not be telling the complete truth

2.someone who has simply fucked up while they were talking.

1. Guy- " So i totally tapped that last night."
Me- "Yeah, whatever, ill give that one to ya."

2. Guy- "So then i jeft my girlfriends Sharon place, and went to the store. Saw Jenny there, we talked for a bit."
Me- "and then what?"
Guy-"..."
Me-"...?"
Guy-"We, uh, watched movies?"
Me- Yeah, sure. I'll give that one to ya."
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Me-" And i wont even tell Sharon, if i recieve some compensation, say, $20?"
Guy-" Deal."

by Renegade Biscuit May 23, 2006

Toyam

1) A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude.

2) A person who sells sex for anything.

1) Mary is being a toyam, again.

2) Joe mama is toyam, she just had sex with me for €1000.

by 6969Nolol6969 October 24, 2019