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Know where your towel is

To be a really together person. Any person who can struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still know where their towel is is clearly a person to be reckoned with.
Man, you really know where your towel is!
by oh, no-one really August 29, 2010
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clout tokens

What you earn from being a man of clout. One must earn enough clout tokens to achieve clout goggles, then his journey begins. May receive loans from clout OG TheShellGod if your funds are low, just pray for a blessing.
"Damn man he really fucked your bitch? smh lost all of your clout tokens bro."
by ThotOfTheYear July 1, 2017
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fuck towel

Towel put down to catch sex juices and sweat, so as not to mess up the clean bed sheets, the back seat of the car etc.
I just changed the sheets. Better use the fuck towel this time.
by fluffy June 17, 2006
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Token Nigger

A black person who is befriended by a slightly racist white person, only to serve as a token of the white persons supposed tolorance towards black people. The white person has no other black friends.
tyrone isn't really your friend, you just have him as a token nigger
by BidenLover November 18, 2020
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throw in the towel

To quit.

This phrase comes from boxing. When a boxer is too beat up to continue, his coach throws a towel into the ring to signal that the fight is over.
1) The company threw in the towel after losing all of its major customers.

2) Mike 'Boom Boom' DeNola threw in the towel after three rounds. He'll probably have to spend a few days in the hospital, followed by a long convalescence in Miami.
by VAKI5 May 14, 2005
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Squirt Towel

A towel used to consume squirt material
Shit! Bitch, squirt on the squirt towel not the pillows.
by The Squirt Towel Master November 18, 2013
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Italian Dish Towel

An act of "kindness" that is performed in which a gentleman unloads his wad onto a female recipient and proceeds to clean up with her hair.
"Last night I gave her a Pearl Necklace and cleaned up with the Italian Dish Towel."
by the_bush_hammer February 20, 2014
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