toolish

Acting like a tool or tool bag. Characteristics include sucking at life, being annoying, acting way too drunk and ruining parties, telling bad jokes, and just basically being lame.

If John's going to the party, I don't want to go. He's so toolish. He tells his lame ass jokes so loudly and he's always the only one laughing.

by marnie July 28, 2008

toolonoscopy

Contrary to a colonoscopy where a Dr. sticks a camera up ones ass to examine the colon, this is a social procedure in which one finds out the full extent to which another is a tool.

It is usually based on growing concerns that one is a tool.

I think we need to give Jim a toolonoscopy man, he's really playing favorites and getting used along with that...

by Toolie Toolerson February 19, 2011

Show 'em my toolbox

This is a phrase that means for a male to show off his genitalia to another person(s). Usually, this is done in a non-threatening way; possibly even verging on a friendly way.

My boss was having a rough day, so to brighten him up a bit I asked if he would like me to show 'em my toolbox.

by Cpt. Lazerus November 12, 2009

Tooling

The act of either soberly or drunkenly acting like an idiot, dbag and/or jackass. Making a fool of yourself.

Eric threw the bottle of patron at the counter top then tried to chop it up with a samurai sword

Damn he was defiantly tooling out

by JHoffman November 16, 2010

Toolbox

A man whose only use for women is to fix things for her.

Go back to the garage, toolbox. You need to fix my car.

by Vic_ April 26, 2020

toolboxolio

The most arrogant, self-centered, hating pinhead, shortbus Vanu commander in Planetside.

"Dude, check it out, that shithead toolboxolio is on."

"Fuck him, he eets the cok"

by VanuWonder June 25, 2004

toolbox

A group of guys in sleeveless UFC shirts and fauxhawks that are either talking about their gains, saying they're swolemates, or drinking protein shakes.

Too bad you can't see yourself in any mirror at the gym because there's always a toolbox blocking it.

by allenjr16 May 14, 2014