Took it in the ass

Past tense for Taking it in the Ass.

1) To express former disapointment
2) Slang expression for an unfortuante/unfair event.

Also see: Take it in the ass

1) Todd took it in the ass on that one.
2) When he invested in Worlcom stock, he really took it in the ass on that one.

by BIATCH551 March 15, 2005

Took Grandma to Applebee's

Taking an older woman to a sub standard restaurant and then engaging in licking BBQ sauce out of her nether regions.

I crashed the bridge game last night and totally picked up man. Went out the next night and totally "Took Grandma to Applebee's."

BBQ sauce doesn't come out of bed sheets easily.

by -=Gunner=- November 14, 2010

took an l

When someone loses in something

Guy 1: damn why you so down today
Guy 2: I took an L today in call of duty
Guy 1: that sucks sorry for you dude

by zandadafu August 20, 2016

TOOK HER TO THE O

WHEN YOUR GETTING TOP FROM A STRIPPER BITCH AND SHE FROM KANKAKE AND YOU JUST GOT A GLOCK WITH A RULER CLIP SO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW BOY DONT PLAY WIT ME

I WAS FEELING COCKY SO I TOOK HER TO THE O ON FONEM GRAVE

by Xxxtentacionyungdaggerdick January 24, 2022

Took Short

The sudden urge to poop when you weren't expecting it. Usually when you have just set of on a car journey.

I was on my way to the Mall when I was Took Short, so I had to return home a.s.a.p to take a dump.

by lifo May 7, 2011

took a shit

When an engine, transmission, or other mechanical device snaps, sending all its parts out of an orifice.

I was drag racing when my transmission took a shit, the gears shot right through the pan.

by necro86 April 26, 2006

Took A Piss On

to put someone down verbally originally I found this in wrestling personaility Eric Bischoff's autobiography CONTROVERSEY CREATES CASH

"I took a piss on Sean"

by dantheman73 March 20, 2009